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One of the best extreme metal bands to come in many years...both musically and lyrically brilliant. Members includes the amazing Randy Blyth on vocals, Chris Adler on drums, John Campbell on bass, and finally, Mark Morton and Willie Adler who play their guitars like animals.

"Smite the shepherd...and the sheep will be scattered"
Lamb of God is the BEST!!!
by The Shepherd February 13, 2005
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Lamb Of God is easily the best american metal band out there. they are so heavy and have an amzing frontman named Randy Blythe he is the most evil sounding perosn ive ever heard when hes doing his thing.
me: dude, the lamb of god concert last nite made my ears bleed...what did u do last nite?

wigger: yo G i gots all busted by the pigs cuz i was being a pedophile to 12 yr old girls and getting them pregnant. bys the way the lamb of god sux!

me: *calls up Randy and he growls thru the phone therefore explooding the wiggers head*!

thats how i roll!
by grammaapples May 11, 2006
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Most excellent form of heavy metal in the industry. Certainly to bring around a new world order in which they shall rule the music charts
god,word word word word word
by loolu March 22, 2005
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest
The lamb of god is the best
by chris February 19, 2005
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One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.
If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.
by Garret February 03, 2005
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One of the greatest bands to come around in a long, long time. Simple. Randy Blythe, the frontman, is god.

Lamb of God ARE god.

As the Palaces Burn & Ashes of the Wake... get them.
fear, pain, hatred, power....

this is the art of RUIN.
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 01, 2004
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Insane band that kicks the asshole really hard. Formerly known as Burn The Priest. Could be mistaken at first as a christian band, but is really the opposite, and is better than Jesus in every way.
eat my cockslacdsaf
by =sfgsd May 18, 2003
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