A four-year college in Beaumont, Texas, with practically no admissions standards. The student body is diverse, made up of redneck guys, ghetto thugs, ho's and trailer trash bitches. The University offers a wide variety of degrees but everything is a joke but engineering. It is mainly a commuter school and all of the sports suck and no one shows up to the games. Although it is a four-year school, most students take at least six years to get their degrees.