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a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. This condition occurs specifically after spending a day on Lake Hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal passage. Usually a self diagnosis.
UGH! I have lake nose and I can't breathe now.

I don't want to go swimming because then I'll get lake nose...
by woohoo123 August 01, 2011