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A place that resembles hell in Ohio. There is no food close and the lake smells like ass. If you drive by this place stay away and if you live there you should just leave, or kill yourself if it isnt too late.
As we entered lake milton the boy jumped out of the car and stabed himself
by Sweet john 69 May 21, 2011

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A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.
People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."
by {FunnyBunny} December 08, 2015

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