A lake located on the California/Arizona border, it's full of dirty water, hillbillies
, and drunk co-ed
s. The perfect place to bring your family for a vacation.
You'll all come home with raw sunburn
s, nasty cases of giardia
, and irreplaceable memories! Even the kids!
When we took grandpa to Lake Havashits last summer, he crashed my jet-ski into the London Bridge
! We all thought it was so funny, we pooped our pants. Next year, we'll get a houseboat
with more than one bathroom!