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1.
a girl who is always with her head on the moon.
Are you paying any attention to what I'm saying? God,you're Lais!!!
by NYker December 21, 2006
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2.
lai
I. One who is:

a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive

II. One who you would:

a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have sexual relations with

III. One who makes you:

a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. pass out
e. drool
f. fantasize
g. (if girl) wet
h. (if guy) hard
i. masturbate

(see hot)
boy: yo thomas is a faggot
girl: stop hating, thomas is lai
by nelly July 19, 2004
241 92
 
3.
Lai
Lai

L.A.I. pronounced 'Lie', or spelt aloud 'El Ay Eye' Acronym/Verb (to. Lai)/Slang:

Short form of "Love Actually'd it"

1. To ask out on or before christmas day.

2. To confuse a person asking you how you asked someone out.
1. e.g. 'Will you go out with me?'
'It's christmas! Are you Lai-ing me?'

2.'How did you ask them out?'
'I Lai'
'YOU LIED??!?!?!?
by Star-Ham December 27, 2010
7 54
 
4.
Lai
Lai is a day where you are lazy emotionless and have pineapple hair
David chucked a lai yesterday, so he didn't turn up
by jackie karma August 31, 2010
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5.
lai
a person that lies
1)thomas lai alot
by asdfioudpiasdf May 06, 2007
19 86
 
6.
LAI
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 09, 2007
17 94
 
7.
LAI
One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)

example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 14, 2007
55 134