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Lahser High School 

High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.
Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
Lahser High School by Harold Dick October 5, 2006

Lahsak Ayri 

A common terminology used in Greater Sydney , originated from the “Lebos”. Another word for “How are you”. Ranked Top 5 of most used words in Sydney South-West.
Hey Lahsak Ayri , I’m great lahsak ayri.
Lahsak Ayri by MallyMall2005 January 13, 2023

Lahsire berry

Lahsire berry is someone who lived in New York but currently lives in California

Because he a nigga who made it out selling drugs and doin jugz and if he told you search it up he finna whoop ya ass on god
Lahsire berry is really with the shits

Lahset Bati 

A mathematical Slender Man, who talks about mufasa..............
Pros: -_-
Cons: Always Respawns when we have a free period, weirdo, cringe, Fake stories, he creates and applies every single law, any guy he sees is mufasa, If you wear glasses then you are in deep shit.
Lahset Bati: You look like my son Mufasa
I:-----

Students: Lets goooo, the teacher didn't attend

Lahset bati RESPAWNS
Students: Ah shit.... here we go again.
i selfish bitch whos jealous of her boyfriends ex
that bitch lahsae was talkin shit on her story again
lahsae by icey<3 November 23, 2021

lahshanae 

You are a real woman !!! Dedicated , funny , laid back , but will smack a bihhh if need be !!!!! You are loyal and overprotective of family and friends !!!! Kind of crazy well alot of crazy but loving !!!! Don't like bullshitters and you kinda loud
lahshanae by Lahshanae November 23, 2021