Top Definition
The person that believes that others will believe him if he states that he was late to work because a flying elephant crashed his car.
liarLafazanis: "I think you should buy me some of that honey"
Guy:"And why should I do that?"
Lafazanis:"Because if you do good luck will come upon you"
by Peteranti October 06, 2009

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