schwing
"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
by Manboobsrsexy February 03, 2015
Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015
A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.
In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)
by machine21@crossfade March 16, 2011
A disgusting way to express a girls hornyness by relating it to a guys boner.
Lauren Macaroni: Uhh mike ur so hot you gave me a lady boner.

Mike Nipples: No... just no.
by Joenipples February 27, 2012
A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
by Nate dog da boss November 27, 2010
When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.
I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.
by BustaHymen September 07, 2011
When a woman's clit wiggles !
Chase : My girlfriend got a mad lady boner..

Friend: how fast did it wiggle
by Old Greg Jim Bob Handy Pants January 09, 2011

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