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When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling
girl:holy fuck hes hot!
girl 2: then go talk to him
girl:gurl i got a lady boner
by PrincessBLARITY January 30, 2017
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when a female gets excited and wet cus of a fine ass nigga
tanya: OHH SHIT HES FINE AS FUCKKK ,LADY BONERRR

brianna: OOO SEXY ASS NIGGA
by tgyolo July 10, 2014
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A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
by Nate dog da boss November 27, 2010
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Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015
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"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
by Manboobsrsexy February 03, 2015
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When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.
I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.
by BustaHymen September 07, 2011
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A disgusting way to express a girls hornyness by relating it to a guys boner.
Lauren Macaroni: Uhh mike ur so hot you gave me a lady boner.

Mike Nipples: No... just no.
by Joenipples February 27, 2012
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