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The best person ever. At age 18, Lady Gaga graduated from Paris Hilton's Dumb blonde stripper school as valedictorian. At the age of 21, although having no talent at all, she gave special favors to top record executives in order to make a name for herself and become one of the music industries top artists. Although her only talent is giving handjobs, her album "the fame" has sold over 10 million copies worldwide showing that even if you have no musical talent whatsoever, if you use a machine to alter your voice and give plenty of handjobs, you too can achieve greatness.
Bob: Oh my god that lady gaga concert was awesome
Dave: You're a dude, why did you go see lady gaga
Bob: Well yeah, her singing was shit, but she gave out handjobs backstage
Dave: Aww man, I shouldve went.
by JDizzleFoShizzle4 October 09, 2010
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1. Born Joanne Stefani Germanotta, a popular pop-rock/electronica singer and songwriter of the 21st century. She comes with two albums (The Fame, The Fame Monster), seven number-one singles (Just Dance, Pokerface, Paparazzi, Love Game, Bad Romance, Speechless, Telephone), and a disco-stick. Unknown to many, Lady Gaga was accepted to Julliard at age 11, but attended NYU later on. She is best known for her eclectic apparel, bisexuality, insane videos, catchy songs, and Catholicism. Very controversial topic in the eyes of her fans and haters.

2. Synonymous with hermaphrodite
1. Person A: I went to see a Lady Gaga concert yesterday! She was fucking amazing!

Person B: Oh my gosh! Lucky! I wanted to see her play the piano! My brother thinks she sucks though.

Person C: LADY GAGA SUXXX BALLS!!!!

2. Person A: I think my girlfriend has a penis...

Person B: She's a lady gaga!
by C. Pacis 69 April 07, 2010
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Tranny Madonna wannabe with a penis. She is not original, she is not creative, and she has about as much musical talent as your average high school band student.
Jim: OMG I LUV LADY GAGA

Bob: We are no longer friends.
by FannyFondler October 03, 2010
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When a man partakes in the act of wearing outrageous clothing in an effort to hide a tucked penis from your audience.
Jonny: WOW! Did you see that singer was actually a man?

Billy: No I didnt, her outfits were so different and intruiging!

Jonny: Oh no, you just got the Lady GaGa treatment!

Billy: WHHYY MEE
by Sir Ricks A Lot December 15, 2009
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Lady Gaga has a tackle and a muffin, therefore she is a hermaphrodite.
by trelovescookies August 23, 2009
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some dumb cunt who is broke from buying her slut dresses and is over-synthesized to sound decent but you wanna puke when you hear that skank live
1: OMG POKER FACE FROM LADY GAGA SO CATCHYYY I HEARD ON RADIO!

2: fucking faggot

3: OMG SHE'S SO HOT TOO!!!!

2: stupid fucking 12 year old
by 3457692 July 10, 2010
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Lady Gaga is a form of fashion disaster who also may begin slaughtering random people
by Jo =] November 18, 2009
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