butterface, tranie, & whortastic but i love her. |:
she sings amazingly but unfortunately is an attention whore. but i guess it makes her lady gaga. she's a win lose situation
Lady GaGa: "mah mah pokerface, mah mah pokerface"
person: "the fuck is wrong with her face?"
person#2: "i'm pretty sure she was terribly disfigured as a child"
A terrible excuse for a singer. She is the owner of the abomination known as Poker Face
, which has to be one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Why is it that 99% of all musical artists these days have absolutely no talent? It is all about looks and image. All the music is created by computers and studio editing. Just go to a concert for a band of today. The singing is awful and the music is usually a recording or the people playing the music aren't the main part of the band. People just like this kind of music so they can be "popular" and like the popular songs just to fit in.
person1: I went to the Lady Gaga concert yesterday.
person2: How was it?
person1: I thought it was a different singer, it sounded nothing like her.
person2: That's studio editing for you.
To cum all over a chicks giant pair of glasses.
(Previously known as The Jackie O)
I pulled out and totally Lady Gaga'd her.
1. A fugly demon who has been sent by Satan to suck the tiny bit of remaining life out of the near-dead music industry.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
Lady Gaga. Enough said.
A very weird pop singer. Everyone praises her for being "unique" and "original", but in reality she is an oversexualized attention-seeker.
She copies musicians like Madonna and September. Even though her voice is OK she ruins all her songs with computerized sounds.
Her music videos are scary as hell and should not be watched alone in the dark.
Overall she is a bad Influence to many teenage girls because she uses sex appeal to get money and attention. She is also bisexual, big surprise.
Lady Gaga: We got a redlight, Pornographic dance fight
Person: No, thanks
For some reason, is a popular American pop star. Not much to say, she uses techno beats and auto tunes her voice. Rumor has it that she was once a man, which regardless she is hidious looking without her makeup/photoshopped images. Always wears glasses that cover 40% of her ugly ass face. Her songs have no talent to them and consist of simplistic "I-could-have-thought-of-that" lyrics.
*Turns on radio*
What the fuck!? That's the third time I heard Poker Face this hour. Fuck you Lady Gaga!
A highly non-attractive, attention-sick and controversial man/woman, romoured to be one of the best of his/her generation when it comes to entertaining the male precker of his/her species. There has been many a debate concerning her/his name, where some argue that (s)he got her name whilst convincing a musical director to attribute her a musical contract, where other, on the other hand, are quite persistant in their opinion that (s)he had been reknown by the pseudonym "Lady Gaga" by his/her friends and family for years.
A great amount of people have suggested that her name, "Gaga", is the only sound (s)he is able to create successfully. The followers of this doctrine ofter refer to her songs as proof of their claim. This thesis is believed to conspier from the popular phenomen "Pocket Monsters", where the "Pokémon" usually only are able to pronounce their own name in different tones and articulations. The supporters of Gaga, on the other hand, are steadfast in their belief that this is not the only sound she can make, but only the sound heard by the people that have met him/her. This hypothesis is yet to be recognized officially, as proof is yet to be published.
Music Director: Ahhh, that feels so good! Take it deeper!
Tranny: Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!
Music Director: Looks like you got yourself a contract! What do you want to be called? And don't stop yet.
Music Director: Lady Gaga it is!
A weird fiendish like creature that stole Justin Bieber's ballsack but has the same talent. She creeps me right the fuck out. Very untalented and I still wonder how men find her balls to be attractive to them. He is the brother/sister to Smeagol but wants to take the nuts of every man she sees, a side note he will poke you in the eye if you try to please it.
1.Dude how can't you think Lady Gaga is hot.
2.Sorry I'm not into guys
1. Well then we can pleasure each other then
2 leaves the room and the friendship just ended