2- The reason the music industry is dieing. When actual talent knocks on Opportunitys' door, Opportunity tells em' to get lost and winds up selling itself to some talentless puppet who relies on auto-tune and professional song writers to compose for her.
-rather intelligent brunette- *bitch-slap*
Stephen: From who?
Philip: Lady GaGa.
Stephen: Do you know why she gives such good handies?
Stephen: What do you think?
*Three seconds later*
Philip: OH MY GOD!
*Philip shoots self with handgun*