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When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!
I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.
by Giga Sonic December 06, 2010
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