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3. Lady Boner
A disgusting way to express a girls hornyness by relating it to a guys boner.
Lauren Macaroni: Uhh mike ur so hot you gave me a lady boner.

Mike Nipples: No... just no.
1. Lady Boner
When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!
"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"
2. lady boner
when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.
"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"
4. Lady Boner
A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
5. Lady Boner
When a woman's clit wiggles !
Chase : My girlfriend got a mad lady boner..

Friend: how fast did it wiggle
6. Lady Boner
The feeling that you get in your chest when something exciting is happening. Or when you think about something that excites you. Happens MOSTLY with women. Feels like a bomb is about to go off in your chest.
Before I went on my date, I had a massive Lady Boner.
7. Lady Boner
The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.
Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.
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