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a sport to some, but life for others.
List of Important things in Life.
1. Lacrosse
2. Sex.
3. Breathing.
by sunshine69 August 14, 2006
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an around the world played game where we get to run around and hit each other with sticks... come on what could be better. It used to be a death game played by indeans where they had a mile long field and wooden balls.. adn the looser basiclaly died. THE FASTEST GAME ON TWO FEET!!
"Real friends dont let friends play softball"
by laxer2113 June 25, 2005
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a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a dick.
Pat J.'s mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
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the best fucking sport ever to have been made, harder than both baseball and soccer (which have little to no contact at all)...
"wow, i play baseball and lacrosse is gay cuz I'm too pussy to play it, and I don't realize that MENS lacrosse in the US is not a pussy sport and has more contact than my sport....maybe i should join...nahhhh im too gay"
by youreallgay May 24, 2005
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Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.
Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)
by Laxdef10 October 15, 2003
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The fastest sport on two feet.
My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.
by Katey November 27, 2004
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lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004
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