sarah: "yeah. aren't they so hot?!"
karen: "definately. they're two 'T' hot."
eric: "hey isn't adrian on the lacrosse team?"
ben: "yeah. why?"
eric: "dude, she's so hot. thats probably how she made the team."
ben: "i wouldn't doubt it"
Lacrosse was clearMYAH!ly invented by a raving madman. History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared ex-cathedra that "soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players.
More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from pro-crustacean groups everywhere).
Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH!osition as a lacrosse team, one's gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless.
Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH! the butterfly eats any player on the team.
There is no rule number three!
If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH!n can be supplied in a surprisingly large number of circumstances.
Ryan Tracy...Yes. Colter Thoma...No. You too, Cranston, and Will, and Brenton.
"what's a potato?"
RNG's ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! NAKED CRANSTON NAKED PLUMMER
~ George Carlin on Lacrosse
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
But anyway... I got a REVO-PRO head on a shibby - looking orange DIAMOND PRO shaft which cost me 185$ and has, in my opinion, the best feel for a featherweight D-stick out there, possibly the best feel 4 short-sticks too. My backup-stick is a classic REVO head on a Warrior Krypto-Pro six-footer. DON't MESS WITH LACROSSE AND DON'T MESS WITH LANGLEY! WE'RE GOIN ALL THE WAY BABY! SHIBBY!
Baseball/softball clearly superior to this idiotic sport.
Chris couldnt handle the varsity softball and now she's the star lacrosse player.