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sport consisting of the best looking and most fit guys and girls out of all sports. Only sport that allows guys to wear as much padding as football players (except none of them are fat), and girls to wear skirts (quilts).
karen: "is that the guys lacrosse team?!"
sarah: "yeah. aren't they so hot?!"
karen: "definately. they're two 'T' hot."

eric: "hey isn't adrian on the lacrosse team?"
ben: "yeah. why?"
eric: "dude, she's so hot. thats probably how she made the team."
ben: "i wouldn't doubt it"
by thedefectrive May 22, 2006
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a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a dick
Pats mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
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Lacrosse is a sport which one plays when the college is too small to have a football team. The main goal of the sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless, sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets.

Lacrosse was clearMYAH!ly invented by a raving madman. History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared ex-cathedra that "soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players.

More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from pro-crustacean groups everywhere).

Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH!osition as a lacrosse team, one's gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless.

Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH! the butterfly eats any player on the team.

There is no rule number three!

If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH!n can be supplied in a surprisingly large number of circumstances.

Ryan Tracy...Yes. Colter Thoma...No. You too, Cranston, and Will, and Brenton.

"what's a potato?"

calen wilson

“Lacrosse is a faggot college activity!”

~ George Carlin on Lacrosse
by Kodiac1 December 09, 2006
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lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick
Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.
by lacrosse January 04, 2005
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1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
by Kevin September 27, 2008
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DON'T read Nikki's def of lacrosse... She's ignorant... I dunno how the hell them damn brit girls play it but we HARDCORE EASTCOAST LAX MEN sure as hell know how to play a mighty powerful lacrosse game. LACROSSE IS THE ONLY TRUE SPORT!!!
But anyway... I got a REVO-PRO head on a shibby - looking orange DIAMOND PRO shaft which cost me 185$ and has, in my opinion, the best feel for a featherweight D-stick out there, possibly the best feel 4 short-sticks too. My backup-stick is a classic REVO head on a Warrior Krypto-Pro six-footer. DON't MESS WITH LACROSSE AND DON'T MESS WITH LANGLEY! WE'RE GOIN ALL THE WAY BABY! SHIBBY!
Lacrosse is the ultimate sport of all hardcore body-contact sports. It requires extreme skill and GIANT BALLS to play. LAX is undeniably Shibby!
by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005
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a garbage sport played by boy and girl losers who cant handle a baseball/softball bat and glove.

Baseball/softball clearly superior to this idiotic sport.
Pat couldnt handle the varsity baseball, and now he's the star lacrosse player.

Chris couldnt handle the varsity softball and now she's the star lacrosse player.
by Jack.Bauer24 April 28, 2008
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