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A Laander is a man who is everything a woman could want. He is funny, handsome, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, and loving. A Laander is someone you bring home to meet your family. He is tall, cute, athletic, smart, and knows how to treat his lady. Every girl wishes she had a Laander. His eyes are deep, gorgeous, and see right through you. His lips are soft and create the perfect kiss.
Take a look at that Laander, wish I had one.
by Mya Dress November 30, 2010

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