His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Cub Fan #2: Nah i didnt catch it. Did Hawkins come in?
Cub Fan #1: Yeah
Cub Fan #2: AH MAN THEY LOST AGAIN???