|1.||La Costa Canyon High School|
The shittiest high school in all of California. Literally, it's composed of shit. A degraded, decomposed, trashpile of assholes who need to take the dildo out of their asses. Seriously, that crap isn't even funny. They've never won a game from TP, and have always sucked Tiny Penis' mighty ass fucking dick.
"One can compare La Costa Canyon High School to the Confederacy, while Torrey Pines High School is the Union, and has always kicked hard ass."