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lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.
AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."
by Mara Mara December 24, 2007
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Laughing quietly to myself
Oh my gosh ! Lqtm .
by Yuppppppppppppppppps June 26, 2010
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Laughing Quietly TO Myself
In side a office texting and you can't rofl or lol or lmfao u can just LQTM.
by spider75 June 01, 2010
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laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.
person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.
by cory the builderz May 21, 2010
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Laughing quietly to myself. When you are in the room and chat with somebody and you can't lol (laugh out loud) you can lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)...
This is funny. I lqtm.
by HelVig April 20, 2010
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lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.
(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.
by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010
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internet slang "laugh quietly to myself", used as a more literal for of "lol"
Jim: hey look at this man, he has cheese on his face and a ferret is kicking him on the left chin youtube / adamwrig

Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny

Jim: yeah i know, that's your mum

Adam: STFU!
by Adram September 05, 2009
3 2
laughing quietly to myself
i was lqtms instead of laughing out loud (lol)
by Lenny and Marissa October 06, 2008
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