Top Definition
A load of fuckin bollocks that people believe will bring you happiness but only brings poverty, disorientation and a temporary loss of control over bodily and emotional functions.
Hey Jonny, I think I love you!

Ohhh, I love you too Diana. Let's fuck.

2 weeks later: Screw you Jonny, you took my money. Say goodbye to these breasts. Ha! You're dick was fuckin useless anyway.
by crabsucker February 13, 2004

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