The oldest demand of a speaking cat is recorded and used in lolcat pictures quite often, showing a hungry-looking cat saying "can i haz cheezburgr?"
"Excuse me, good sir.Can I borrow your lolspeak dictionary?"
lawl kat:"Eye donznt now wat u iz tolkin ot meh.pleez taek mah lolz peak dikshonari!!1one!!"
dunno what happnd, we dint touch it
(Don't know what happened, we didn't touch it)
i can has ice scream?
(I can have ice cream?)
teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
(The itty bitty kitten committee)
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech". Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it's ridiculous.
Mike: yez but mai kitteh haz mowmix fankthuly
Joe: i iz spekin teh lolspeak
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
"Well, don't forget to use LOL speak!"
"I can has cheeze burger?"