A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

Johnny Loaves by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

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loave

When you love and hate someone. Mostly used around friends.

I love my girlfriend. I hate my ex-girlfriend. I loave my friends.

loave by Kohaku15 August 21, 2007

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loave

a feeling of love and to loathe at the same time.

person 1: WHAT?! YOU CHEATED ON ME?!

person2: YES... BUT IT WAS A MISTAKE. I LOVE YOU

1: WELL I HATE YOU GET OUT

2: NO. YOU DON'T HATE ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THE TRUTH. I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE LOVE FOR ME SOMEWHERE

1: I DO BUT.. YOU HURT ME SO BAD. I LOAVE YOU!

loave by Rachfel&&Poofja July 16, 2009

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Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

Pitching Loaves by Badams March 14, 2006

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