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3. LMP
means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message
John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP
1. LMP
Lick My Pussy!
if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.
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2. LMP
Like My Pic .
Hey can you LMP ? Thanx !
4. LMP
Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.
You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.
5. lmp
lesbian midget porn
lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.
6. LMP
Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt
7. LMP
Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.
"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"
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