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LMP
Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.
"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"
by gavs August 16, 2006
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LMP
Lick My Pussy!
if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.
by Patty July 01, 2004
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LMP
Like My Pic .
Hey can you LMP ? Thanx !
by RainbowCookies ! November 09, 2011
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Lick my pu55y, or lick my vagina witch is L.M.V
1.Bitch, you can lick my pu55y you hoe.
Amber, l.m.p baby i love you.
by AMBER LYNN November 14, 2007
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4.
LMP
means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message
John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP
by iamstevirus October 01, 2011
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5.
LMP
Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.
You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.
by just some randon guy January 22, 2006
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lmp
lesbian midget porn
lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.
by katie nichols September 26, 2008
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LMP
Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt
by damaggus July 22, 2006
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