Little Jam Monster!
Named after a girl who loves jam more than anything ever!
An LJM loves jam unconditionally and may put it on all sorts of random food produce.
Laura: OMG pass me the jam, I needs to put it on this tuna steak!
Jacob: Your such an LJM
Daniel: Wow look at that girl go to town on that pot of jam
Jacob: Yeah shes a little jam monster!!!!