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LBS
Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.
Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?

Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts

for the 3rd time this week!

Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club

anyway?
by Questosterone February 24, 2011
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1.
lbs
laughing but serious
Me: Knock Knock
Your Mom: who's there
Me: Boo
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
by Kingformerlyknownaskhari February 25, 2010
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L=Loose B=Bowel S=Syndrome;
when you drop one and its straight up diarrhea.
by D33ZI3 BABI3 August 25, 2010
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LBs
weight in pounds, usually refering to one's physique.
"Dude, she's hot!"
"I don't know, man. She's packing some major LBs."
by J-Fi July 11, 2005
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4.
LBS
1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
by pixelfairy January 11, 2012
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A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.
24 lbs.=24 pounds
by [E]vzfire13 May 30, 2009
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lbs
A term for pounds.
She weighed around 85lbs when she stepped on the scale.
by David!!!??? June 25, 2009
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LBS
The acronym for Little Bitch Syndrome. A term used to describe one "bitching out" from doing something easily accomplished due to any excuse
Jake: Let's go drinking tonight

Peter: Nah dude my leg hurts from that Rugby game

Jake: Sounds like someone has LBS... I should prescribe them with some Man the fuck up.
by ssgtsnake March 04, 2012
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