Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.
Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?
Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts
for the 3rd time this week!
Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club
laughing but serious
Me: Knock Knock
Your Mom: who's there
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
weight in pounds, usually refering to one's physique.
"Dude, she's hot!"
"I don't know, man. She's packing some major LBs."
1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.
2. acronym for a few different phrases:
- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)
- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy
- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?
Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.
Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!
Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
Lazy Bastard Syndrome or Lazy Bitch syndrome
People perfectly capable of working but would rather sit around their house all day in front of the television mooching off of the government and the tax-payers. Also known to have a handicap sticker in their vehicles.
Rodney suffers from a case of severe LBS. He has a 60 in. flat screen t.v., a brand new mercedes, and a ton of cash. He also collects welfare and food stamps.
LBS: Lower Back Steeze
when you steeze real hard and you wake up and your back really hurts.
Ow dude I pulled my LBS yesterday shrompin
The acronym for Little Bitch Syndrome. A term used to describe one "bitching out" from doing something easily accomplished due to any excuse
Jake: Let's go drinking tonight
Peter: Nah dude my leg hurts from that Rugby game
Jake: Sounds like someone has LBS... I should prescribe them with some Man the fuck up.
A term for pounds.
She weighed around 85lbs when she stepped on the scale.