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LBJ
The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
Bro I got so drunk after that third LBJ you made for me
by jvan45 February 17, 2013
 
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LBJ
LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".

My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
by David Sea August 20, 2009
 
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LBJ
Lyndon B. Johnson (acronym)
LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963–1969).
by MarcoVitaly November 19, 2007
 
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LBJ
"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."

Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"

Female: "Allllright."
by Mr. Wizard's Spell March 26, 2010
 
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LBJ
Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.
by ice grilled cheese January 03, 2005
 
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LBJ
Little Baby Jesus
She is such a whore! She needs to pray to LBJ.
by cbabin4 September 19, 2011
 
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LBJ
LBJ, the abbreviation of Lumberjack Tavern. This tavern located in Big Bay, Michigan is home to the murder site that was followed by the film "Anatomy of a Murder" by Otto Preminger, starring James Stewart. Also the infamous hangout of the movie star Jeff Daniels and the mid west's largest tribute to Pabst Blue Ribbion.
Let's go get a can of PBR at the LBJ?
Pabst at the Lumberjack, sounds like a plan!
by Powell McKenzie September 29, 2010