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4. LAXative
Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly
I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!
1. laxative
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. laxative
self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
3. laxative
substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.
dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.
5. Laxative
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.
6. laxative
What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor Sep 23, 2004 add a video
7. laxative
One word:McDonald's.
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant Feb 18, 2004 add a video
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