| 1. | L.X.G. | ||
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A club, group, or social gathering in which only male memebers are accepted. At the "meetings" the memebers partake in blatantly homosexual acts upon one another. I.E. the occasional "butt plug","rim job", "gangbang", "foot-massage" or just tag-team a fellow memebers groupie girlfriend. These memebers are usually below the age of 21 and struggle nightly with their homosexuality, and alcoholic tendencies. I.E. drinking an extract to obtain low levels of drunkeness. BE WARNED AVOID THESE MEMBERS AT ALL TIMES THEY MAY TRY TO PULL YOU DOWN INTO THEIR EROTIC WEEKEND LIFESTYLES. "Hey, look at the scum sucking rim-job boomers the L.X.G.'s"
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| 2. | g | ||
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The seventh (7th) letter of the aphabit. Imidiately following f and just prior to h. Goat, gay, and gram all start with the letter g.
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| 3. | Al Bhed | ||
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A cryptographic and fictional language where one letter is translated to another in english. Al bhed is from Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2 and also referred to as the people who speak Al Bhed, simply called "Al Bheds" From English to Al Bhed: A = Y, B = P, C = L, D = T, E = A, F = V, G = K, H = R, I = E, J = Z, K = G, L = M, M = S, N = H, O = U, P = B, Q = X, R = N,S = C, T = D, U = I, V = J, W = F, X = Q, Y = O, Z = W
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| 4. | preps | ||
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when people who shop at store like aborcrombie, hollister, and american eagal, like to brag off their look. preps dont get it when people say "online convo" and their reply is o.m.g! like no way!!! convorsation between two preps.
*stacy* "o.m.g tracy you are so fat! j.k j.k j.k you know i.l.y. *tracy* " no way you like know that i.l.y more! *stacy* "o.m.g you know who i saw yesterday at hollister?" *tracy* " don tell me it was trev!! o.m.g i love him sooooooo much you are soo lucky!" stacy* o.m.g youre like sooooooo smart how did you know?" tracy "guess what we should go do? stacy "what?" tracy "we should go shopping!" |
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| 5. | ebonics | ||
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ebonics is the act of using almost every word your english teacher didnt want you to use. it uses the latest slang or "in correct grammer" of the weak. it is useually spoken in the ghetto and poorer parts of town. some people speak ebonics as a 3rd language or just as a joke (e.g. preppy high schoolers) some people use it as a joke and when they need to get their point across to certain groups of people(e.g. myself, the person who is getting their poin across) and some people use it as every day language, they also dont call it ebonics, they called it "talk"n at cha". ebonics also involves putting an "izle" or "isich" to some words. it also works by just adding a J or an X. Yo G, ima B5 to da mizall rite quick and get my mack on wit da shawties, ya dig me? or can u not speak my ebonics.
look here playa, i dont like you crankin yo game on my blizzock, so you beta raise up outa here befor i have bust a kizzap in yo wana be back side. do u dig, trick? MAN1: shut izz up rite quizzick, i trin wizzach da tv bizzich. i said hush up in ther! MAN@: yo dog, u really cant speak ebonics. i mean im spitten dat at cha cuz i keeps it real. YA MEAN?!?!?! |
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| 6. | Whiley | ||
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pronunciation:
wHY - leE backround information: derived from the name of a infamous cat, this word has grown accustom to usage by a large variety of people in Southern Connecticut and the Chariho region of Rhode Island. this word's various meanings originated when a group of pals decided that they needed a new way to make fun of someone. alas, this multipurpose cuss was thrown out of pubescent mouths like there was no tomorrow. just like AIDS in africa, this word has been spread across faster than any other indie swear. the end result was this here urban dictionary definition. proper noun: a) the name of the cat owned by the neighbor of an autistic boy, Jacob. the owner of the cat is Little Kyle. noun: b) a word used in place of a curse or swear c) a new nickname for any pet d) a new nickname for your best friend e) a great nickname for a retarded person, when you don't want them to know you're making fun of them f) an insider that no one will ever fully understand adjective: g) retarded, special (in a bad way), weird, not cool, embarrassing h) loud, obnoxious, rude, crude, offensive, stanky i) just plain stoopid verb: j) to fuck, to screw over k) to be extremely annoying, to be excessively loud l) to put out, to be a whore, to be easy (as in sexual encounters) a) Jacob chases Whiley around at the bus stop. It's quite a normal occurrence, actually. What else would you expect from a retarded kid?
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b) "whiley! i forgot my car keys... in bed." c) person 1: "yo dude, whats your orangutans name?" person 2: "Charles The 3rd, but everyone calls him Whiley!" d) Em: "Chels, please don't call me stupid. I get really upset when you do." Chels: "Oh shut up Whiley." e) person 1: "LOL check out that Whiley licking the window on the short bus!" person 2: "SHHH man! It might hear us!" f) "WHHHHHHHHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY" g) Zack: "Sometimes, I eat peanut butter off my toes." Kyle: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but you're starting to act like that whiley kid from down the street." h) That bitch was so whiley last night, next time we screw, I'm gonna have to bring a garbage bag. i) I hate when people are whiley. Stupidity is contagious sometimes. I hope I never catch that STD! j) dude 1: "YOOOO MAN! Did you and Shaniqua get it on last night?" dude 2: "Yeah man... except when I woke up, I realized she Whiley'd me over! My car and all my money was gone!" k) So there's this bitch ass on my bus whose name will remain untold. But basically, she Whiley's all morning on the way to school and makes me want to punch babies. l) Do you Whiley on the first date? |
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| 7. | L.O.T.G.T | ||
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Lying On The Grass Thinking mostly used when someone asked you "what are you doing today" usually people say it to piss them off or to be carefree and think about life guy1: you dude what u doing today?
guy2: ima L.O.T.G.T and think about my awesome gf guy1: for real =!= guy2: dude really wow u dont get me at all i dont fucking have one guy1: lulz wanna hang out guy2: sure another one guy1: damn, my computer broke, my gf broke up with me, my taco fell on the ground, my mom called me a fag, i have no money, what else can go wrong in my life guy2: dude ur just stressed, go and to LOTGT its going to be fun it helps you organize ur feelings and taughts guy1:ok dude thanks |
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