L.AIDS

LAids is a disease that affects your perception of Los Angeles and those that live there. It mostly includes outdated ideas such as "there is only gangs in LA" and "it's smoggy all the time there". Other forms of LAids include "all you do is sit in traffic" and "you change as soon as you move to LA".

After carmageddon this weekend, i contracted a strong case of L.AIDS.

L.AIDS by JustCurry October 2, 2012

laidsy 

You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.

He's a nice guy, but waay too laidsy for my needs.

laidsy by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013

The laids 

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.

Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

The laids by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016

Jack of laids 

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

Jack of laids by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

laids 

Combonation of Aids and Laid aids sex disease slut

Man, that girl is such a slut if she doesn't slow down she is going to get laids.

laids by Sidney February 7, 2005

Laids 

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

Laids by loz27 December 26, 2011

Laids 

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

Laids by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018