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Long Ass Meeting. A meeting that lasts more than 1.5 hours and runs on and on and on.
"I just finished a L.A.M. The meeting lasted three and a half hours!"
by Jay Cizzle August 15, 2011
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1.
lam
to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"
Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
by Frank Booth January 02, 2005
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2.
lam
Run. To be "on the lam" is to be on the run. Either from the law or from the mob. A popular expression in 1930's-1950's pulp fiction and film noir.
Louie was ratted out by that fink Joey and is now on the lam from the law.
by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006
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3.
A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.
"Oh man! That guy Daniel has LAMS.. you can always rely on him to break the silence."
by Andy RF Jones November 03, 2006
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4.
These are the initials of a particular person, more specifically of a girl. This person is the definition of dumb bitch and is probably the biggest and simultaneously the worst whore out there. Word to the wise to the go out with this girl because she will definitely cheat as she has done to her current boyfriend more times than you can count on your fingers. Wouldn't think the guy would stick around but he did; he says it's because of love but really it's because he's a pussy and a bitch. Believes he can't get any other girl and thinks that L.A.M is the best for him HA. Use this describe a girl that is being an absolute cunt and bitch and if she's cheating on her boyfriend non-stop.
Hey, is that L.A.M over there?

Yooo, his gf is totally a L.A.M.
by datruth69696969 July 24, 2012
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5.
LAM
A person who never wastes a chance to draw disproportionate attention to themselves. (Abbreviation of 'Look at me.')
We were supposed to be done at 3:30 but Gary and Melissa are such LAMs that the discussion mostly went sideways, and we didn't get out till five.
by Ned R April 27, 2009
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7.
Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009
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