A woman that is very loyal to her church. Attends church regularly and volunteers for all church functions and is the pinnacle of what church ladies should strive to be.

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house

The standard third stage of a publicity generating media cycle.
The first stage is PREHAB (see Olsen twins)whereby complete ignorance of the subject of sex, drugs, and rock n'roll is claimed so as to maintain a fan base/revenue stream. This is concurrent with actual abuse of the aforementioned vices.
Stage two is, of course, actual REHAB. This is also concurrent with actual abuse of said vices. Functions to obtain sympathy from mass audience and to increase overall revenue stream.
Lastly, DEHAB is executed whereby continued abuse of vices is admitted openly, setting the stage for a return to step one by way of finding religion,etc. This cycle continues until premature death due to "inconclusive results".

A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."

Website, Runners World On Line. Website for people to add comments about a variety of topics, such as training, running equipment and locations, and General Nutrition, among others.

A major part of the site is the world famous "General Discussion" area, where comments, complaints, and anecdotes can be shared about such things as Music, Rants and Raves, and the always edgy Letters and Opinions.

Within the pages or the L&O (as it's known among the regulars and trolls alike) are archived the arguments and discussions between some of the world's brightest minds on such topics as religion, politics, body functions, and what celebrities are hot and not.

Noun - A private form of the interweb created by a private citizen in league with Al Gore; all functions of the "Internet" will carry over to Internetwo; however subsriptions to Internetwo will only be given to Democrats.

When one is so overcome by lawlz that their motor functions are severely impaired