Narrator of and main character in the multi-media universe of Haruhi Suzumiya. He peppers each episode, volume, etc. with sarcasm and a distinct propulsion to disagree with Haruhi's hair-brained schemes. Despite hating the SOS Brigade at first, he has, over the course of the series, come to enjoy the company of the other members (Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki). But, in short, Kyon is hardcore awesome and Haruhi's perfect foil.
"{Kyon} Help me!!" - Mikuru
"Kyon, go pick up the heater!" - Haruhi
"*nods* {Kyon}" - Yuki
"Kyon, it's our responsibility to appease Ms. Suzumiya, else she will create closed space subconsciously...I'm counting on you!" - Itsuki
"Kyon, go pick up the heater!" - Haruhi
"*nods* {Kyon}" - Yuki
"Kyon, it's our responsibility to appease Ms. Suzumiya, else she will create closed space subconsciously...I'm counting on you!" - Itsuki
by jokerman15 December 31, 2011
He is god at fortnite and he is a funny kid that has some clout and he is a cool kid he hangs with people from school and gets in trouble out there in the world like slap boxing with people and he goes outside and goes to his friends house.
by Urban_dictionarydoesnt lie February 20, 2019
Kyon is the best fucking Minecraft player, a to pull a Kyon means to be able to win any game on hypixel with 2 fps and 26 cps.
by JJ Denham Haynes 💀💀💀 May 25, 2023
by Kyonlover June 25, 2011
Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex
Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night
Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there
Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there
by OhMyGiddyAunt January 11, 2018
Kyon's sister is a 6th grade student. Her real name is unknown, not even a nickname. As her name suggests, she is the younger sister of Kyon. She spread around the nickname "Kyon" and caused everyone to call him that. She is known to the SOS Brigade as "Little Sister".
by Gumzx February 19, 2021