A stupid a-hole who gets really obsessive over chicks. He thinks he is soooooooooooooo kewl, but he's really not. He sucks major dick hole. His only excuse for being such a dick face is "I'm so hyper" or, "I had soooo much sugar!"

Seriously avoid this guy, he usually wears a white shirt.
No he seriously will cyber stalk you if you give him your number. Or Facebook. Or Email.
He. Is. Scary!!!!

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

(unless you are super desperate to hang out with a skinny little bagel biter...)

P.S. He has asian eyes XD
Chick 1- Hey it's Kyle
Chick 2- What a penis eater!

Kyle- Where's Alyssa, where's Alyssa? WHERE IS SHEEEE?!
by VanessaNatalya May 29, 2011
B.O.H

Bro's over hoes
Whenever we want some thing.. B.O.H and it gets us everything. because we are supreme Kyle
by Elece August 18, 2012
Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)

2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011
Disgrace to all men, sets a bad image for all. If you find yourself with one please don't second guess yourself cause yes he probably is cheating on you and making you feel like crap thinking that you are cheating yourself. Don't waste your time, he may have a pretty face but looks won't get him very far in life.
John: Hey girl I heard you were taken and happy, congratulations.
Erica: Yeah thank you I am, I'm with Kyle.
John: I feel bad for you girl
by Bite sized March 25, 2013
Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.
Ew did you see Kyle today?
by Iverystronglydislikeyou June 05, 2011
A mooch
"Hey can I get a cigarette"
"Don't be a kyle."
by SkulFckCrescendo July 10, 2008
noun- my perfect match
adj- an extremely short asian
noun- fast little mexican
noun- footballer & wrestler
noun- crazy smart harker kid
haha shut up. kyle is mine..
kyle runs faster than a mexican crossing the border
why is kyle starting running back at 4'6"?
by kaysea December 24, 2006

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