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The only person in the world that apparently does not get wet when completely submerged in water. He also tries to force his reality defying logic on innocent fish.

Kyle sometimes struggles to fully comprehend dictionary definitions And basic logical concepts.
Kyle, that's a fucking retarded arguement...
by That Stupid Dragon September 06, 2017
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a type of person that if given the chance, will beat your ass. contrary to popular belief, he also enjoys playing with his asshole in the shower.
"what happened to him?"
"he met a kyle."
by nevermind123 March 12, 2009
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a person who looks like a beached whale crossed with chewbacca
he claims to be very br00tal
yet is whipped and kept on an extremely tight leash by his gf
has recieved dome on numerous occasion by other beached whale looking beings with mustaches
by 2people April 18, 2009
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an homo and wont get out of closet
by lollar1 December 25, 2011
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Someone that you do not want to meet. A person that when seen in public all hide and scream for help. When this person walks down the hall, all question regarding if this creature is or is not in fact in the closet... a.k.a he's most likely in the closet. Although when he does come out of the closet you better watch out, because as he walks past anyone of his victims, he will stare and or glare at your feet..... Yes that does mean you to, so you better watch out.... Running is required, fleeing is needed... and shoes are a must.
"OMG it's a Kyle you better hide your feet"
by Cquisslayer March 31, 2012
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the character off of southpark

1. my favorite person in the world.

2. my bestfriend.

3. my twin

4. my mother fucking world.

5. triiiptrrriiptrip

6. his mom takes his weed

7. stepbrothers addict
i love kyle. now THATS fucked up.
by KORIIIIII August 17, 2009
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verb: the act when a guy convinces a girl and the world at large that he is the best possible match for said girl, waits for her to fall in love, and then tells her that he is bored and that she has only been just a distraction in a long line of distractions.
Did you hear that Stan pulled a kyle??? Told her to her face that she is a butter face!
by Elyk082 September 05, 2011
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