A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?
I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.

Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
by MarshallMathers OFFICIAL June 10, 2011
Verb, to get red-necked in group discussions, board meetings, debates, law school study groups.
Wow, that Inheritance Tax study group got pretty intense, you pulled a Kyle
by You don't worry about it February 09, 2010
A Kyle is almost always a crack addict. Usually found partying like there's no tomorrow. He will usually go out for a smoke every 2 seconds, so that leaves no time to talk to him at all. Kyle is a hilarious dude who wears a watch. He gets nice phones then breaks them or loses them... what a smart girl- I mean boy? He is the best person in the whole world! You wish you were as awesome as Kyle!

I love Kyle
Kyle loves Cayla
You wish Kyle loved you!
Kyle: I love Cayla lmao
by WhisperingEye4 January 30, 2009
B.O.H

Bro's over hoes
Whenever we want some thing.. B.O.H and it gets us everything. because we are supreme Kyle
by Elece August 18, 2012
A stupid a-hole who gets really obsessive over chicks. He thinks he is soooooooooooooo kewl, but he's really not. He sucks major dick hole. His only excuse for being such a dick face is "I'm so hyper" or, "I had soooo much sugar!"

Seriously avoid this guy, he usually wears a white shirt.
No he seriously will cyber stalk you if you give him your number. Or Facebook. Or Email.
He. Is. Scary!!!!

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

(unless you are super desperate to hang out with a skinny little bagel biter...)

P.S. He has asian eyes XD
Chick 1- Hey it's Kyle
Chick 2- What a penis eater!

Kyle- Where's Alyssa, where's Alyssa? WHERE IS SHEEEE?!
by VanessaNatalya May 29, 2011
Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."
by Stayley February 09, 2012
Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)

2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011

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