Kyle is the dumbest person alive
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
by me5995 September 27, 2013
A dirty trout that is smelly, so people try not to talk to him. But there is always that one girl who's like "ohmygod I love trout, cause I'm a Newfie like that!" And he's all like smellin' up the hallways at school and whatnot, but she's okay with it. Cause she's a pretty chill type of person.
Girl 1: Did you see trout today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking fine.
Girl 3: Eww he has a yellow, pasty trout face
Girl 2: But he's soooooooo cute. I love trout cause I'm Newfie like that.
*Kyle walks in*
Kyle: Who's trout?
Girl 1: That's not important..
Kyle: K...Fine
*Kyle exits*
Girl 2: If only he knew our secret nickname for him was trout.
by Your Mom's Twat May 29, 2011
Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.
Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle
by yeeeeeeeeehar August 18, 2011
1. A provocative guy with a big ego. He's gay and has a finger fetish. He is quite hairy and has a strong passion and true love for penguins.

2. A great and attractive guy who doesn't know it. He loves to dispute and argue almost everything. He would without a doubt argue the second part of this definition but not the first one. He is sweet, gracious, respectful, intelligent, and funny, with an ample capacity for greatness. Not a lost cause in any way. He needs to open his eyes to the second part of the definition and not dispute it.

3. A walrus.
Is he trying to get with that hot guy Matt again!? That is so like Kyle...

That Kyle ate an entire pizza in one sitting. He's gonna get back-fat like a walrus.
by Ohhhwowww March 06, 2010
a group of three.

bestfriends that are in groups of 3's not pairs of two.

kyles can only be a group of three, no more no less.
i don't get how kyles work, since there is 3 wouldn't there always be one left out?

look at teeghan anna and shay, they are such kyles, they never are apart.
by dont worry abou tit. April 11, 2010
Someone of the Jewish religion.
My friend is a kyle.
by Cornholed June 23, 2011
best friends, that come in 3's .

not a pair of bestfriends, but a group of kyles,
only 3 never more. one is never oddly left out for some reason, they always find a way to make the number 3 work in a world made for pairs :P

kinda like conjoined triplets.
see teegahn anna and shay, they are such kyles. they are kinda almost conjoined triplets!
by you'llnever know April 05, 2010

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