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the most amazing, perfect sweet boy in the world. light of my life. the funniest, most random and strongest boy ever. cute, adorable and beautiful: he is the person you will undoubtly fall in love with he's mine <3 (:]
You wish you were a Kyle.
by eric (: June 12, 2008
 
106.
A Kyle is almost always a crack addict. Usually found partying like there's no tomorrow. He will usually go out for a smoke every 2 seconds, so that leaves no time to talk to him at all. Kyle is a hilarious dude who wears a watch. He gets nice phones then breaks them or loses them... what a smart girl- I mean boy? He is the best person in the whole world! You wish you were as awesome as Kyle!

I love Kyle
Kyle loves Cayla
You wish Kyle loved you!
Kyle: I love Cayla lmao
by Cayla Jane January 30, 2009
 
107.
A cheating, sorry piece of trash
You're boyfriend cheated on you? What a Kyle
by justsayin0102 October 25, 2011
 
108.
A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?
I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.

Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
by MarshallMathers OFFICIAL June 10, 2011
 
109.
Verb, to get red-necked in group discussions, board meetings, debates, law school study groups.
Wow, that Inheritance Tax study group got pretty intense, you pulled a Kyle
by You don't worry about it February 09, 2010
 
110.
B.O.H

Bro's over hoes
Whenever we want some thing.. B.O.H and it gets us everything. because we are supreme Kyle
by Elece August 18, 2012
 
111.
A guy/girl who is complicated. S/He is protective of the people s/he cares about and puts on a strong front. S/He'd do anything for those s/he loves, even put her/his own life on the line. Inside s/he's really a world of pain and hurt. S/He doesn't trust people easily and is very standoffish to people s/he doesn't like so people call her/him names even though sometimes they don't even know her/his name. Inside s/he's a sweetheart. S/He has the potential to be courageous but s/he hides it. All s/he needs is support and help, someone who won't bail and won't give up on her/him. S/He is trustworthy and caring to the core. S/He's funny and beautiful, inside and out. S/He's logical and witty. S/He's also adorable because s/he's such a dork. People always love Kyles when they get to know them, they're the kind of friends that everyone needs and true Kyles are one of a kind. They really are, a true Kyle is all of these things.
Girl 1: "I was going through such a hard time, I thought nobody would help me. But I realized I had a Kyle, and he helped me through everything, my Kyle stuck by my side no matter what."
Girl 2: "You're so lucky, it sounds like you have a pure Kyle. I wish I had one. Maybe you can introduce us?"
Girl 1: "Of course! My Kyle is amazing, you guys would hit it off well!"
by alyssialnh19 July 03, 2012
 
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Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."
by Stayley February 09, 2012