Noun.-One of the best guys on the face of the earth. Extremely smart, yet athletic, talented, and downright sexy. Is good at football, and will definatly marry a hot girl.
Kyle will play college football.
by Ying-Chong February 07, 2008
Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"
by i really shouldn't October 26, 2013
a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.
Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!
by $teez wit eaze November 07, 2011
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
by me5995 September 27, 2013
A girl with striking eyes and a beautiful smile. She is gorgeous, but some people are to blinded by jealousy to see it. Most people find her extremely likable. She tries to be kind all the time, but sometimes fails without realizing it. A lot of people also find her hilarious- she doesn't even try though. Her friends love her so much, and she loves them back. She wants a boy to love her, but her relationships never last long. She isn't athletic, but skinny while still eating tons! She is very talented with music but always fails with drawing. Overall, she is beautiful, funny, strivingly kind, talented, and caring.
That girl over there just tripped and I laughed but she smiled with her amazing eyes anyway so my heart warmed- what a Kyle!
by urbandictionary5446 June 11, 2012
1. A provocative guy with a big ego. He's gay and has a finger fetish. He is quite hairy and has a strong passion and true love for penguins.

2. A great and attractive guy who doesn't know it. He loves to dispute and argue almost everything. He would without a doubt argue the second part of this definition but not the first one. He is sweet, gracious, respectful, intelligent, and funny, with an ample capacity for greatness. Not a lost cause in any way. He needs to open his eyes to the second part of the definition and not dispute it.

3. A walrus.
Is he trying to get with that hot guy Matt again!? That is so like Kyle...

That Kyle ate an entire pizza in one sitting. He's gonna get back-fat like a walrus.
by Ohhhwowww March 06, 2010
A dirty trout that is smelly, so people try not to talk to him. But there is always that one girl who's like "ohmygod I love trout, cause I'm a Newfie like that!" And he's all like smellin' up the hallways at school and whatnot, but she's okay with it. Cause she's a pretty chill type of person.
Girl 1: Did you see trout today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking fine.
Girl 3: Eww he has a yellow, pasty trout face
Girl 2: But he's soooooooo cute. I love trout cause I'm Newfie like that.
*Kyle walks in*
Kyle: Who's trout?
Girl 1: That's not important..
Kyle: K...Fine
*Kyle exits*
Girl 2: If only he knew our secret nickname for him was trout.
by Your Mom's Twat May 29, 2011
Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.
Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle
by yeeeeeeeeehar August 18, 2011

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