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135.
1. a kid who is homosexual and hangs out with boys only.
2. is a momma's boy.
kyle: hey where are all the boys up in this club?
girl: ew get away you homo.
kyle: :(
by lolznot January 21, 2008
 
113.
B.O.H

Bro's over hoes
Whenever we want some thing.. B.O.H and it gets us everything. because we are supreme Kyle
by Elece August 18, 2012
 
114.
A guy/girl who is complicated. S/He is protective of the people s/he cares about and puts on a strong front. S/He'd do anything for those s/he loves, even put her/his own life on the line. Inside s/he's really a world of pain and hurt. S/He doesn't trust people easily and is very standoffish to people s/he doesn't like so people call her/him names even though sometimes they don't even know her/his name. Inside s/he's a sweetheart. S/He has the potential to be courageous but s/he hides it. All s/he needs is support and help, someone who won't bail and won't give up on her/him. S/He is trustworthy and caring to the core. S/He's funny and beautiful, inside and out. S/He's logical and witty. S/He's also adorable because s/he's such a dork. People always love Kyles when they get to know them, they're the kind of friends that everyone needs and true Kyles are one of a kind. They really are, a true Kyle is all of these things.
Girl 1: "I was going through such a hard time, I thought nobody would help me. But I realized I had a Kyle, and he helped me through everything, my Kyle stuck by my side no matter what."
Girl 2: "You're so lucky, it sounds like you have a pure Kyle. I wish I had one. Maybe you can introduce us?"
Girl 1: "Of course! My Kyle is amazing, you guys would hit it off well!"
by alyssialnh19 July 03, 2012
 
115.
A stupid a-hole who gets really obsessive over chicks. He thinks he is soooooooooooooo kewl, but he's really not. He sucks major dick hole. His only excuse for being such a dick face is "I'm so hyper" or, "I had soooo much sugar!"

Seriously avoid this guy, he usually wears a white shirt.
No he seriously will cyber stalk you if you give him your number. Or Facebook. Or Email.
He. Is. Scary!!!!

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

(unless you are super desperate to hang out with a skinny little bagel biter...)

P.S. He has asian eyes XD
Chick 1- Hey it's Kyle
Chick 2- What a penis eater!

Kyle- Where's Alyssa, where's Alyssa? WHERE IS SHEEEE?!
by VanessaNatalya May 29, 2011
 
116.
Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."
by Stayley February 09, 2012
 
117.
Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)

2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
by HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME October 24, 2011
 
118.
Disgrace to all men, sets a bad image for all. If you find yourself with one please don't second guess yourself cause yes he probably is cheating on you and making you feel like crap thinking that you are cheating yourself. Don't waste your time, he may have a pretty face but looks won't get him very far in life.
John: Hey girl I heard you were taken and happy, congratulations.
Erica: Yeah thank you I am, I'm with Kyle.
John: I feel bad for you girl
by Bite sized March 25, 2013
 
119.
Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.
Ew did you see Kyle today?
by Iverystronglydislikeyou June 05, 2011