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A headcase Russian tennis player. Not to be confused with Safina, Dementieva, Chakvetadze, Petrova, also headcase Russian tennis players. Weakest 2 time slam champion in tennis history. Shows up for 1 slam every 5 years, then disappears into headcasedom. Proof that it doesn't take much to win a grand slam in women's tennis.
Me: Svetlana Kuznetsova wins the 2009 French Open. She is now a 2 time grand slam Champion.

World: *laughs*
by RR Smith August 22, 2010