any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.
That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011
The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.
That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!
by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009
to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)
That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.
by steve January 16, 2004