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Drop-dead gorgeous. My god!

The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.
I can't take my eyes off of you Kurt... Can I please just touch you?
by xoncm February 02, 2010
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The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand

Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!"

kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
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The common name for porn legend Kang Hurter Kurt Rammer (stage name). Known for his unrelenting charm, charisma and stamina which made most female stars sign exclusivity agreements with his production company; most contracts contained clauses that stated the female performer would only perform with Kurt and/or other females.
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The most amazing boy ever, and the greatest boyfriend. Everything about him is so right((but only for Christina ;D)) He seems like a simple guy at first, but he is so much more. He's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid. His crazy-ass girlfriend loves him more than anything, and he has become one of the most important peoples in her life. What can I say? He's just simply perfect for her in his own special way :D
I love my super-amazing boyfriend, Kurt =D!!!!
by chrissssstina May 20, 2008
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Kurting is the act of cumming and farting simultaneously. Can be used as Kurt/Kurted/Kurting also can be spelled Curt/Curted/Curting.
Dude I just Kurted
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A very sexy man with a very large penis even when not hard and the ladies are in love with him ( big in the pants )
kurt rogers
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Noun, used to describe other men who wish they were gay, but are not.
Well, would you look at that Kurt over there, he's just asking to be analy pounded.
by Angelo Collins July 14, 2006
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