-Betty, aka Master Pain
SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!