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A person who is constantly talking, either to everyone around him, or if hes being ignored, he talks to himself. A Kulproot laughs extremely loud, so loud that he embarresses himself. They are common among the overweight population and usually are jewish or lebanese. 20% Chance of Retardation among Kulproots, And a 89% Chance of being shot within the next 7 years for being so damn gay.
A Kulproot,"AHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD FOR IT TO ACTUALLY BE MY NATURAL LAUGH"
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"

Example #2.

Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."
by John Reneger October 07, 2007

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