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Awesome school...located in Lawrence, KS (much more fun than Columbia, MO), with around 30,000 students. There's always something going on, the bars are packed everynight, the girls are hot, and the beer's always flowing at keggers surrounding campus, consistently in top 10 and top 25 party school lists. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!
KU is awesome, there's lots of great weed around and the social scene is great.
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A good sized university, located in Lawrence, Kansas. 30 miles west of Kansas City, and 19 miles east of the state's capital, Topeka. Has a great shcool of law, and school of engineering. The sports teams at Kansas University are above average, especially basketball. The basketball tema almost always makes it into the elite eight or final four, often highly criticized by people from universities such as Mizzou and Kansas State, who wish THEIR teams could even make it into the top sixteen ONCE.
person A: *knocks on door*
person B: Oh, Hi! I remember you! you went to my high school! you went to mizzou, right? I went to KU.
person A: could I mow your lawn every week?
by dfhsjdfhlskjd April 05, 2008
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A school thats so awesome, that missou fans have to write 20 urban dictionary entries because they regret going to missou
Guy 1: Hey man remember when KU beat Missou this year?

Guy 2: Yah man, the urban dictionary definition of KU got a bunch of definitions
by JayhawkBeast March 30, 2010
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KU is where people go when they don't get accepted anywhere else. The Jawhawks are the most pathetic excuse for any kind of sports team! They can suck MU's massive cock!
Go MU fuck KU!!!

Jayhawks...more like Gaycocks!
by Antisaint May 17, 2009
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Cool just pronouced diffently or half way...ku
"How was the game?" "It was ku".
by Rocky L January 20, 2010
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The art of choking especially in the prescence of a team ranked lower than you.
Hey, remeber that one time moody kU'ed that free throw?

Yeah MIZZOU owns kansas
by jbanks April 17, 2007
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