Shes a total and utter bitch. She'll flirt with your man, sleep with him, flirt with him until she gets him. She pretends to like you, but really, she hates you. Shes fake and ugly. She acts all ghetto and acts like her problems are deathly. Theres nothing beautiful about her. Shes a lady that will settle for the worst. She can do better, but instead, she wants a filthy piece of trash that isnt worth anyones time and plays with your heart. Shes an ugly whore who needs to be put back in her place
"dude, did you hear what julie did?"

"no! What'd she do?!"

"she fucked emilys boyfriend!"

"yup. Shes a total krystal"
by jonakwpla May 03, 2014
A bitch who needs to quit talking shit and mind her own buisness. A slut who needs to keep her legs closed. A nasty whore whos ugly. She has ratchet hair and no one likes her.

Oh look that girl is alone she must be a Krystal.
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegheeeeeeee January 02, 2014
Kind of a bitch. She speaks too well and she lacks compassion for the homeless. She may have a home. but that doesn't make her better than me. I'm not going to call her a cunt and a bitch because that's beneath me, but lesbihonest she has a huge mouth if you know what I mean.
Krystal: We should hang out

Simon: No, I'm sorry, we shouldn't. My lice ain't interested.
by Simon11 February 02, 2013
While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.
Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!
by Wes Nile November 16, 2007
little hamburgers that are quite good.

relating to white castle burgers, these little things come in many different kinds.

Krystal's is a very good place, you should try it sometime!
"Krystal's? I heard it was bad, is it?"
by Chase A November 11, 2006
Walters number one booty call
On haloween, Krystal gladly gobbled up Walter's shwanker.
by c-winn November 08, 2010
the Southern U.S. counterpart to what is called White Castle in the Midwest and other regions like New Jersey. Like White Castle restaurants Krystal burger shacks are open 24 hours and the burgers (also called "slyders" because of their extreme greasiness) are cheap. You can get them in a bag of 10. They are square and have holes and are sometimes nicknamed "belly bombs" just like they are in the Northern U.S.
I was with some friends in Mike's Volvo and we were cruising around Orlando, Florida listening to some heavy metal music one night. Mike had on a Triumph tape in the player, later we had on some Van Halen. We stopped at a Krystal burger joint and got some root beers and a bag of 10 slyders. Me and Freddy ate most of them in the back seat of the car, the grease was just dripping from the little slyders. After about 40 minutes or so me and Freddy asked Mike to pull over and stop. Me and Freddy got out of the car and went to the edge of a ditch. It was Barf City for us. It was all too much.
by Starpunk January 24, 2008

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