A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
by thebiggestneegyouknow April 03, 2011
the graeest eating establishment ever established for eating
SpongeBob, meet me at the Krusty Krab!
by Fook-Mi May 04, 2003
The #1 cruddy restaraunt under seas. High prices, great food, terrible service.
Let's go to the Krusty Krab!
by APersonYouDontKnow22 November 23, 2011
When a girl's snatch is so crusty and ashy that it starts to smell like the ocean.
Guy: How was that girl you met last night ?
Man: Dude, her snatch was the ultimate Krusty Krab.
by paperboats December 05, 2010
WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.
MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.
by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009
A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.
"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"
by david s. February 05, 2005
While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina
Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
by theDTP December 17, 2014

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