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An ill asian rapper that is not famous.
He/She is a Krunch
by gregory grammar October 21, 2003
Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.
Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.
by chubby thy legend February 01, 2010
A kick ass guy who spells c words with k. is also obsessed with KHAAAAN! and kaptain krunchie.
KHAN you feel it fools?
by Mr Krunch November 18, 2004